FUCK YOU! You were an update, meaning, you were supposed to make my internet a happier place to be. A more CONVIENT place to be. Somewhere where I would have no difficulty trying to open the random links that my friends and followers send me. HOW DARE YOU suck such DIRTY BALLS with your browser suggestions and lack of the ability to let me open a new tab? Our relationship was short and it shall remain so. I'm going back to 7. You Dicklet.
(inspired by simone )
P.S. You're the Dead one.