Monday, August 3, 2009

Weekend Fuckery...

Hold on tight folks, it's a long one...

Let's see if my writing skills are sharp enough to make this short.

My Weekend:

Went up to jersey to visit my cousin Raina .

She lives in hackensack. Wanted to go to Club Abyss in sayreville to see Pleasure P.

Btw, dude was twisted!

Saw lots of groupies. And lots of drunk men.

I had fun, but if I go to a club next time, remind me to go with a bunch of lesbians, they seemed to have more fun.

Anyway, we get out of the club at 2:00 a.m.

And the valet gives Raina her car back.

With 2 flat tires....

Now when we went to the club, our tires were fine.


a) someone slashed her DAD'S tires. mind u its not her car


b) the valet drove over something. bastards.

At this point they're rushing us to get off of the premises and by the time we do, we realize that we don't know how to change a tire.

We proceed back to the club where they tell us that because we already vacated the premises that there is nothing they can do.

And they're laughing.

2 of the bouncers were nice enough to help us...but they just made shit worse.

We needed a jack to elevate the car so they could try and change the tires.

What went wrong:

1. The spare tire was a flat tire and we needed another tire anyway

2. The only reason the jack was able to lift the car up high enough was because the tires were flat. Trying to put the tires back on resulted in...impossibility.

So it's 3 a.m. and we're stuck an hour away from Hackensack, with no food or money, an almost dead car battery and 2 flat tires. That aren't even on the car.

Plus this is Raina's DAD's car. So you know we in for some shit.

Especially since we found out that she didn't exactly tell him she was going to a club...

Raina, Raina, Raina...

So she calls Dad knowing she about to get her ass Kicked, smashed, Killed...

And he doesnt answer.
So now we're stranded.
How are we gonna get home???
We call a tow truck.

At 3:30 a.m.

And they're just down the street, like a mile away or so.

They didn't get to us until 6 a.m.


My mosquito bites are atrocious.

But on TOP of all of that, we had to pay extra to get the tires put back on.

In short:

A night of fun at the club: $20

A ride home from the club in a tow truck : $275

Seeing the look on Raina's dad's face when we pulled up at 8 a.m. (IN THE RAIN) :


Atleast my outfit was cute:

A product of raiding Raina's closet.

What a night.


  1. lol. well that is def one for the grandkids in the future. lol.
    something happened to me like this once. except i locked the keys in the car. hahahah

  2. Bless ya heeeeart, lol.
    This ish sounds like the beginning of a decent horror movie or something.

    By the way, if your cousin went to Hackensack High School, ask her if she knows a girl named Nicole Ifill?

    ...small world. lol

  3. 1 hell of a night out huh...sounds like someone needs a massage ;)

  4. loool!!! that was some night...4real..
    I cant imagine being in that kind of situation..I will just panic soo much and not get anything done..till someone in my house realizes I am
    and Yup your outfit was HOT..I guess that compensates for all the mess that happened.. :)