Sweet Nanny Strikes Again

So I go to see my grandma in the nursing home/rehab center where she is staying for the moment...

And of course she just gives me another story to tell.

Me: (kissing grandma on the cheek) I love you Grandma

Grammy: (squirming) yeah yeah

Me: (still kissing) You're so cute! I love you so much

Grammy: (still squirming) Yeah I heard you, get the hell off me now

Me:....NO! (kisses cheek more fiercely) I LOVE YOU!

Grammy: (looks me straight in the eye) Yeah you gonna love my fist in your face too.

Me:................

O_O

-_-

(bemused face)

Me: Why you always gotta do me like that ma?

Grandma: (insert evil laughter here)

Look at her. Lookin all innocent.

She ain't sweet goddammit!!