So I go to see my grandma in the nursing home/rehab center where she is staying for the moment...
And of course she just gives me another story to tell.
Me: (kissing grandma on the cheek) I love you Grandma
Grammy: (squirming) yeah yeah
Me: (still kissing) You're so cute! I love you so much
Grammy: (still squirming) Yeah I heard you, get the hell off me now
Me:....NO! (kisses cheek more fiercely) I LOVE YOU!
Grammy: (looks me straight in the eye) Yeah you gonna love my fist in your face too.
Me: Why you always gotta do me like that ma?
Grandma: (insert evil laughter here)
Look at her. Lookin all innocent.
She ain't sweet goddammit!!