Weekend Fuckery...

Hold on tight folks, it's a long one...

Let's see if my writing skills are sharp enough to make this short.

My Weekend:

Went up to jersey to visit my cousin Raina .

She lives in hackensack. Wanted to go to Club Abyss in sayreville to see Pleasure P.

Btw, dude was twisted!


Saw lots of groupies. And lots of drunk men.

I had fun, but if I go to a club next time, remind me to go with a bunch of lesbians, they seemed to have more fun.

Anyway, we get out of the club at 2:00 a.m.

And the valet gives Raina her car back.

With 2 flat tires....

Now when we went to the club, our tires were fine.

WHICH MEANS:

a) someone slashed her DAD'S tires. mind u its not her car

or

b) the valet drove over something. bastards.

At this point they're rushing us to get off of the premises and by the time we do, we realize that we don't know how to change a tire.

We proceed back to the club where they tell us that because we already vacated the premises that there is nothing they can do.

And they're laughing.


2 of the bouncers were nice enough to help us...but they just made shit worse.

We needed a jack to elevate the car so they could try and change the tires.

What went wrong:

1. The spare tire was a flat tire and we needed another tire anyway

2. The only reason the jack was able to lift the car up high enough was because the tires were flat. Trying to put the tires back on resulted in...impossibility.

So it's 3 a.m. and we're stuck an hour away from Hackensack, with no food or money, an almost dead car battery and 2 flat tires. That aren't even on the car.

Plus this is Raina's DAD's car. So you know we in for some shit.

Especially since we found out that she didn't exactly tell him she was going to a club...

Raina, Raina, Raina...

So she calls Dad knowing she about to get her ass Kicked, smashed, Killed...

And he doesnt answer.

So now we're stranded.

How are we gonna get home???

We call a tow truck.

At 3:30 a.m.

And they're just down the street, like a mile away or so.

They didn't get to us until 6 a.m.

.........................................

My mosquito bites are atrocious.

But on TOP of all of that, we had to pay extra to get the tires put back on.




In short:





A night of fun at the club: $20






A ride home from the club in a tow truck : $275

Seeing the look on Raina's dad's face when we pulled up at 8 a.m. (IN THE RAIN) :





Priceless.




Atleast my outfit was cute:

A product of raiding Raina's closet.

What a night.

Inspiration For the Day

I have some really talented friends...

This is Tony.

(he's so gonna kill me for using this pic :D )

My best friend of almost a year now.

My twin, the guy version of myself.

And this is a poem he wrote today:

I could never tell what you are sometimes

Like clouds floating in my mind I try to figure you out

I find myself having trouble with this

For others they see beauty all I see is a blank canvas

It is not your fault that I don't understand you but then again...

Its your fault for not wanting me too.

All I gotta say is he has some hidden talent...

And I wanna hear more.

Don't you?

My Life According to Jill...reallly.

Been tagged on something again!

And heehee it looks like fun...

Instructions: Using only song titles from ONE ARTIST OR BAND, answer these questions. Pass it on to 12 people and include me. You can't use the artist or band I used. Do not repeat a song title. Re-post as "My Life According to (ARTIST OR BAND NAME)"

And since Starz stole Brandy ima go with...

JILL SCOTT!

Let's get this bitch started.

Pick Your Artist: Jill Scott!!

Are you a male or female? : Can't Explain. (true as hell. feel like a dude sometimes.)

Describe yourself: The Rightness.

How do you feel: I'm Not Afraid. (not anymore anyway...)

Describe where you currently live: Bedda at Home. (ha!)

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Family Reunion (with a videotape)

Your favorite form of transportation: A Long Walk.

Your best friend is: The Real Thing.

Your favorite color is: Honey Molasses.

What's the weather like: Spring Summer Feeling

Favorite time of the day: Insomnia

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Easy Conversation.

What is life to you: Not Like Crazy.

Your relationships: Gettin In The Way. (TRUTH!)

Your fear: My Love.

What is the best advice you have to give?: Breathe.

If you could change your name, you would change it to: Golden

Thought for the Day: Epiphany.

How I would like to die: Whenever You're Around. (truth !!)

My soul's present condition: One is the Magic Number.

You know what's crazy? I think this just summed up all I had to say today.

But as for who i tag...

1. Ziggy

2. Satara

3. Ashante

4. Tori

5. EVERYBODY ELSE MUAHAHAHA!

*yeah i'm type lazy. :-P what u gonna do bout it?*

Promoting...AGAIN!

I'm letting it be known that I will be the first to create an I-LOVE-ZIGGY fan club.

And if you haven't guessed, the person in that dope ass pic is named Ziggy.

She's friggin awesome.

I met her on myspace and her personality is so REFRESHING!

Follow the blog: http://dekuumba.blogspot.com/

And yes, do it because I said so.

(*insert silence*)

MUAHAHAHAHAA!

conversation on that pic:

Me: what the hell?? are you in the air?? can you fly??

Ziggy: Yes. I'm fly. oh..you mean cannn i fly? haha..thats what my wings are for :):) lol

Lol. Love her.

Fuck A Content Warning!

So I noticed alot of blogs I follow have that pretty little sign up there.

Examples: Tori and Dearly Beloved. Don't be afraid to click those links.

And I was wondering why they put that there.

Then I realized...

Dearly Beloved's blog should be rated R and Tori's blog needs to be mother fuckin NC-17.

Or TV-MA.

And I took a look at my precious little gem here, and realize that my speech isn't always PG either...

But fuck a content warning!

When people meet me, there's no warning sign that says:

EXCESSIVE POTTY MOUTH!

CARRYING A THOUSAND POUNDS OF STRESS!

EXTREMELY SEXUAL!

(lol that one is for you Tori, if you read my comment on your last post)

There's no content warning in real life.

And I would like to think that this blog is real. It's a reflection of me and my bullshit, so how can it NOT be real?

The shit my grandma and her friends say is a little TOO real.

(someone remind me to take a pic of the hispanic lady)

So with that being said, NEW FOLLOWERS DON'T BE ALARMED.

It's just me.

Raw as ever. Without the label.

!@#$%!

Dear Dell Computers,

Who the HELL do you think you are?? I friggin HATE you with an EXTREME passion! How dare you make a Dell Vista sound like such a great deal and then as soon as the warranty runs out, the computer shuts down. Or keeps cutting off. OR DEVELOPS A BAD HARD DRIVE! I believed in you Dell, when everyone said you were trash it was I ALONE who defended you. And you fuck me over. You inconsiderate, shady, greedy mother fuckers. GRRRRRRR! I hope you all die. In a ditch. After getting hit by a PARKED bus and ran over by a motor boat. With glitter, syphillis and your fucking logo on it. Just rot in a ditch in Antartica somwhere. And suffer slowly. Right next to Souljah Boy.

Signed,

Angry Consumer # 7561234

So if you haven't noticed, I kinda despise my laptop at the moment.

I named her cookie and was sooo in love when I first got her.

Now she cuts off my sentences, shuts me down when I'm having fun and if I try to argue with her, she makes me internet connection slower.

..............

Stupid bitch.

Well she has a bad hard drive. And my broke ass is gonna pay the $60 to get her fixed. Then I'm selling her.

I'm gonna fix her up real nice and then be DONE with Dell for good.

So on that note...Does anybody know who's interested in buying a Dell Vista laptop with a built in webcam for only $700?

(i wish my sister woulda payed $700 for this ishh. she payed like $1400 AND CHANGE. grrr)

Please hit me up when info if you do.

P.S. I might have to take a hiatus if this joint keeps shutting off. But don't worry. I'll always come back.

For now I'm just gonna suffer.

Now, off to send hate mail!!

Getting Tested

Naiema on Getting Tested:

"It wasn't that scary for me. It's like when a person has cancer or something. They're dying slowly. They know that they're doomed. So they accept it"

...O_O

BTW: She tested negative for ALL STDS !!! But thought she was doomed. sweet surprise?

Anywho, I wanna get tested this month. It will be the second most important appointment I make (the dentist has top priority).

And as we go on with this subject I will flashback into my first GYN visit... :

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ARE YOUR FINGERS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE????

*end flashback*

Moral of the story. Don't be a punk. Get tested.