It's 2010.

Things you need to do:

Google Oscar Grant

Then youtube the video of his shooting.

Or just watch it here.


It's 2010, not 1965.

Amadou Diallo.

Sean Bell.

Now Oscar Grant.

THIS is the definition of justice?

A blatant and merciless killing and he gets off with involuntary manslaughter?

Obama, get on your job.

Everyone else needs to wake up.

Take a look around you.

Random Convos of the Social Networking Kind...

When life gives you lemons...you rant.

Tzitzi Farmer is upset. So, Julesa Ward, "Fuck You (or it) Thursdays" is about to come early for me, lls. Fuck Sprint. Fuck Othello. Fuck you if you didn't text YELE to support Haiti because you didn't feel like helping. Fuck that old white guy on chan 9 News who's always slandering Obama. Fuck College Application Fee's! Fuck S.A.T...'s! Fuck Regents! Ok..I think my rant..is done.

Julesa Ward likes this.

Julesa Ward

Lmfaooo!!!!! NICEEE!

January 20 at 10:48pm

Tzitzi Farmer

I'm so irritant right now, lmao.

January 20 at 10:49pm

Keisha Williams

O_O...

well while we're at it....

Fuck this recession, fuck homelessness, fuck homeless men who try to get my number, fuck grades, fuck the bronx because it makes me feel like I'm in Lil Mexico, fuck YOU SIR OVER THERE because you didn't get my order right, FUCK natural disasters, Fuck your Waterbug lookin ass over there, fuck these shoes, fuck my life, and fuck cuffin season cuz I just wanna be bitter about it. Bite me.

*middle finger to the world*

January 20 at 10:51pm ·

Julesa Ward

Lmaooo!!! Word! Kesh went innnn extra hard!

January 20 at 10:56pm

Tzitzi Farmer

WORD! Fuck people who are overly conceited and have no reason to be. Fuck Tom from MySpace...just because. Lmfao. Fuck Physical Education Pacer tests! Fuck Regents classes as electives, which brings me to..Fuck NY public school systems! Fuck silence! Fuck dudes who wear "way-too-big-for-you" breifs and still have there pants hang. Fuck people who don't bang with Erykah Badu! Love her!

January 20 at 10:58pm

Keisha Williams

lmfaooo!! aiight if thats how u wanna play it...

Fuck my old Mario looking principle, Fuck the movie Bring It On because Kirsten Dunst's face makes me cry inside, Fuck kinda name is Dunst?? Fuck bugs, Fuck my neighbors who are playing music so loud it vibrates through my body on a WEEKDAY, Fuck YOU SIR for that time you followed me home, Fuck you because you don't know the right answer, Fuck TEACHERS because there IS no right answer, Fuck DSL, Fuck broken computers, Fuck my broken heart and Fuck YOU Spanish Fly because I never really liked insects anyway!!!!

BITCH!!!!!!!

January 20 at 11:02pm ·

Tzitzi Farmer

Lmao, "Fuck TEACHERS because there IS no right answer"

Fuck pop quizzes! Fuck that old man in the train station who asked me for my metrocard in a hostile tone, TF?! Fuck the F train on the weekends! Fuck empty pockets and wallets (my own, ofcourse, lmfao), Fuck Facebook IM for stopping my typing in status's when I get something new, fuck those guys with the "I'll be honest, its for WEED" cardboard boxes on their chests begging for money on the street corners! You need to be saving for a home!

January 20 at 11:12pm

Keisha Williams

"i'll be honest, its for weed". Never saw that!

BUT FUCK THOSE BROKE NIGGAS!!! Fuck You for being so damn good at everything and having such a nasty attitude that I wish you would trip off a bridge, into the sea and get bit on the ass by a shark, Fuck YOU because you gave me emotional frostbite, Fuck YOU for wearing a size small shirt when YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU'RE AN EXTRA LARGE, Fuck YOU for speaking to me in spanish I DON'T KNOW FUCKIN SPANISH! FUCK YOU for never answering my questions! Fuck you for ASKING me questions! FUCK THE RAIN! FUCK THE SNOW! AND GODDAMN IT FUCK MY LACK OF A WEBCAM!!!!!!

i can't anymore. I'm done. *retires middle finger for the night*

And fuck doubt cause I just don't have time for it.

Done !

January 20 at 11:20pm ·

Keisha Williams

AND FUCK YOU FOR ALWAYS SHOWING UP WHENEVER I GLANCE AT OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE! GO DIE!!!

January 20 at 11:21pm ·

Tzitzi Farmer

Lmao, Word! Hell yes, they be right over there on broadway somewhere, SMH.

Haha @ the extra large.

I retire mines too. Felt good to let it out though, lls

January 20 at 11:22pm

Keisha Williams

AND FUCK FAULTY WIFI CONNECTIONS!

January 21 at 1:20am ·

(I might need anger management.

But you must admit, the last line is the truth.)

Letter To All You Holiday Shoppers...

Dear Customers,

Although I appreciate your services, and the fact that by you shopping, I am employed...

Please do me a series of favors....

1. When you SEE ME and i do mean directly SEE ME trying to fix a messy display, respect it. I respect you by trying to make sure you can find whatever you're looking for. I'm not saying you gotta be all neat but just don't THROW THE FUCKIN TANK TOPS ALL OVER THE PLACE LADY. WTF? I JUST FIXED THEM! YOUR STUPID ASS DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT LOOK NEAT OR EVEN PUT IT IN THE RIGHT PLACE! And you sir! SHOES DON'T GO IN THE TANK TOP SECTION!

2. Please....Know what you want to buy when you are at the register. Don't get two bags worth of clothes and decide to sort it out at the register, knowing the lines are so damn long that they're going all the way to the entrance. STOP BEING AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD FOR ONCE SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ALONG WITH OUR DAY!

3. Stop leaving your fuckin DIRTY PANTIES, PERIOD PADS and CONDOM WRAPPERS IN THE FITTING ROOM! It would be nice if you would stop ha

ving sex there too. But hey if you don't, when you come out of the fitting room after being there for over an hour i DEFINITELY have the right to ask if everything "fit okay". Or if you need a "bigger size".

4. If you leave weed in the fitting room, don't come back for it. It won't be there.

5. Guys would you please stop hitting on me on the salesfloor and in front of managers? It makes me look bad.

6. And finally, if I am courteous to you and have a smile on my face whenever you see me, I would appreciate the same courtesy. I work a 9 hour shift and I go to school so the fact that I have on a genuine smile at all is something to wonder about. If you're gonna act rude and obnoxious then you can take your cheap ass to expensive ass GAP and see if you can find a deal there.

[ side bar: I don't get why people were online at 3 a.m. on Black Friday for Old Navy when there is literally a sale EVERYDAY. It's OLD NAVY for pete's sake! ]

And now back to our regularly scheduled program.

As you can see, work at Old Navy is definitely an experience.

But this paycheck I should be able to buy my new laptop since I killed

my other one.

More blogs coming soon. I'm putting the spotlight on a couple people so that should be fun.

And also, new aim: IceAndAshes7. So hit me up.

SEE YA LOVES!

P.S. STARZ! WHERE YOU AT???

Random Tidbits...

............

Just looking at him makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm....

Anywho! An update on my life thus far.

Currently working at the Old Navy on 34th street.

Currently staying at my godmother's house where all the random funny shit happens.

Still not back in my apartment but don't worry I got a plan!

Back to my godmother!

She has to be one of the funniest people I have ever met in my life (besides my late aunt aka her mother).

We were eating dinner one night and she goes to water her plant. She named it after her late fiance Donald.

So she goes:

"Oh Donald you're so dry. I can't keep you so dry when you always used to keep me so wet..."

(silence here............

NOW LAUGHTER!)

She seriously cracks me up I can't take it!

She's almost as bad as grandma.

In other news, hi new followers!

My internet access is extremely limited but as soon as I can I will get to reading your links and following you and stuff.

People are actually pretty interesting nowadays.

But I'm on my way to a haunted house now. I fuckin love Halloween.

I'll write another time loves!

Homeless.

So I got kicked out of my own house last Friday.

The story:

Talked to my sis Rena at like 7 p.m. when I was leaving the nursing home from seeing Grandma.

Got in my house, chilled with my friend Amanda.

My cell phone in my bag in the other room.

My slow ass DSL plugged up into the main line of the phone.

Apparently Rena, Lena and Neicey (my 3 sisters) were trying to call me all night.

Rena busts through the front door (because Rena has a key) at like 12 a.m.

And it all goes downhill from there.

Here's where I'm at fault: I shoulda known these crazy women were gonna be calling me.

I shouldn't have been so careless as to think they would leave me alone for a night.

Because they "love me" too much.

Here's where Rena is at fault. She let her temper get the best of her.

And I really don't like it when people hit or choke me.

Here's where I'm at fault again:

I gave her a black eye.

UNINTENTIONALLY THOUGH!!!

Not my fault her eye was sensitive....

Anyway, my sisters took the keys to my house and they kicked me out.

I'm now staying with my godmother Kelly.

The fuckery is just so great it's ridiculous.

So here are my options:

1) Stay with Kelly and endure contacting my sisters for every little thing while knowing that I can't live in my own damn house for it...and continue to be unhappy

2). Fight for my apartment. Stay with a sympathetic relative .Change the locks. Call the cops because taking my keys is technically illegal...But then I wouldn't have any ties with them. As in relaionship wise, and plus they're still giving me money and things (I have no idea why, I remember Rena screaming "get the fuck out my life" so...)

or

3). Be on the street. Which isn't an option really.

I'm trying to get my school situation together, I had a job interview the other day, what more can I do?

Sighness...Just gonna do what I do best...

Bottle my emotions, make it into a weapon of mass destruction and throw it at people...

Figuratively of course.

Humor me, what's you're opinion?

From left to right: Rena, Lena, Me and Neicey.

Horrible, HORRIBLE, picture...

Weekend Fuckery...

Hold on tight folks, it's a long one...

Let's see if my writing skills are sharp enough to make this short.

My Weekend:

Went up to jersey to visit my cousin Raina .

She lives in hackensack. Wanted to go to Club Abyss in sayreville to see Pleasure P.

Btw, dude was twisted!


Saw lots of groupies. And lots of drunk men.

I had fun, but if I go to a club next time, remind me to go with a bunch of lesbians, they seemed to have more fun.

Anyway, we get out of the club at 2:00 a.m.

And the valet gives Raina her car back.

With 2 flat tires....

Now when we went to the club, our tires were fine.

WHICH MEANS:

a) someone slashed her DAD'S tires. mind u its not her car

or

b) the valet drove over something. bastards.

At this point they're rushing us to get off of the premises and by the time we do, we realize that we don't know how to change a tire.

We proceed back to the club where they tell us that because we already vacated the premises that there is nothing they can do.

And they're laughing.


2 of the bouncers were nice enough to help us...but they just made shit worse.

We needed a jack to elevate the car so they could try and change the tires.

What went wrong:

1. The spare tire was a flat tire and we needed another tire anyway

2. The only reason the jack was able to lift the car up high enough was because the tires were flat. Trying to put the tires back on resulted in...impossibility.

So it's 3 a.m. and we're stuck an hour away from Hackensack, with no food or money, an almost dead car battery and 2 flat tires. That aren't even on the car.

Plus this is Raina's DAD's car. So you know we in for some shit.

Especially since we found out that she didn't exactly tell him she was going to a club...

Raina, Raina, Raina...

So she calls Dad knowing she about to get her ass Kicked, smashed, Killed...

And he doesnt answer.

So now we're stranded.

How are we gonna get home???

We call a tow truck.

At 3:30 a.m.

And they're just down the street, like a mile away or so.

They didn't get to us until 6 a.m.

.........................................

My mosquito bites are atrocious.

But on TOP of all of that, we had to pay extra to get the tires put back on.




In short:





A night of fun at the club: $20






A ride home from the club in a tow truck : $275

Seeing the look on Raina's dad's face when we pulled up at 8 a.m. (IN THE RAIN) :





Priceless.




Atleast my outfit was cute:

A product of raiding Raina's closet.

What a night.

!@#$%!

Dear Dell Computers,

Who the HELL do you think you are?? I friggin HATE you with an EXTREME passion! How dare you make a Dell Vista sound like such a great deal and then as soon as the warranty runs out, the computer shuts down. Or keeps cutting off. OR DEVELOPS A BAD HARD DRIVE! I believed in you Dell, when everyone said you were trash it was I ALONE who defended you. And you fuck me over. You inconsiderate, shady, greedy mother fuckers. GRRRRRRR! I hope you all die. In a ditch. After getting hit by a PARKED bus and ran over by a motor boat. With glitter, syphillis and your fucking logo on it. Just rot in a ditch in Antartica somwhere. And suffer slowly. Right next to Souljah Boy.

Signed,

Angry Consumer # 7561234

So if you haven't noticed, I kinda despise my laptop at the moment.

I named her cookie and was sooo in love when I first got her.

Now she cuts off my sentences, shuts me down when I'm having fun and if I try to argue with her, she makes me internet connection slower.

..............

Stupid bitch.

Well she has a bad hard drive. And my broke ass is gonna pay the $60 to get her fixed. Then I'm selling her.

I'm gonna fix her up real nice and then be DONE with Dell for good.

So on that note...Does anybody know who's interested in buying a Dell Vista laptop with a built in webcam for only $700?

(i wish my sister woulda payed $700 for this ishh. she payed like $1400 AND CHANGE. grrr)

Please hit me up when info if you do.

P.S. I might have to take a hiatus if this joint keeps shutting off. But don't worry. I'll always come back.

For now I'm just gonna suffer.

Now, off to send hate mail!!

The Chronicles Of Grandma...Again

So for those of you who don't know, my grandmother is currently in a nursing home recovering from a broken hip...

I affectionately call her the bionic woman.

But I have two stories to tell here:

Story 1:

(back when she was in the hospital)

Me: Grandma why are you so mean? :(

Grammy: I'm not mean.

Me: :( Yes you are...

*commercial for some kids toy comes on t.v.*

Grammy: SHUT UP YOU BRATS!

Me: O.O grandma!

Grammy: What? *so nonchalantly I might add*

Me: You just said you weren't mean and then you just yelled at the kids on tv!

Grammy: I'm not mean if they can't hear me.

................................

LMAO! I find that quite hilarious and true.

Story 2:

*sitting with grammy at the nursing home with her 2 old lady friends. the darker one has threatened to hit another patient over the head with her cane and the hispanic one next to grandma is JUST getting started...

Dark Lady: *points to some man in a wheelchair* Is that a man?

Grammy: Yup.

Hispanic Lady: *THICK accent* Yeah it is and thats one ugly mother fucker.

Me & Amanda: O.O *LMAOOOO!*

Grammy: *laughing* That's not nice, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hispanic Lady: Well what you want me to say? He's cute? He's an ugly motherfucker.

PART 2!

*nurses come in to give hispanic lady her shot*

Hispanic Lady: GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!

Nurse 1: Calm down miss, this is for your diabetes

Hispanic Lady: SUCK MY PUSSY YOU BUMS!

Me and Amanda:.................................................

Grammy: *laughing*

Nurse 2: I got her *gives her the shot*

Hispanic: I hope you choke on my cum, you faggot.

Me and Amanda: ..............................!!!!

Hispanic Lady: I got something for your ass alright *picks up a butterknife and threatens the nurses with it*

Grammy: Don't you think you're gonna need something sharper than that? *picks up a FORK*

Now what the hell is up with my grandmother and effing FORKS!?! JESUS! (click the link smh).

I can't. I really can't. *dying of laughter*